Don’t introduce me to your parents unless you plan on marrying me bc they’re going to love me & ask about me for the rest of your life lol
Jess. Twenty-five. New York.
Don’t introduce me to your parents unless you plan on marrying me bc they’re going to love me & ask about me for the rest of your life lol
professors terrify me
““You can never be overdressed or overeducated.””— Oscar Wilde
Sunday night feels.
I just want to help out all the people with no money but i am people with no money
repeat after me: fuuuuuuuuuuuck thaaaaat
When your pet adjusts their position so they can lay their head on you
The best apology is changed behavior